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“hey niall i know your knee is kind of bad but would you mind jumping and slamming it into a brick wall while i film you?”
“harry-“
“please its for the internet”
posted 56 minutes ago with 4,238 notes
cut the crap harry styles just instagram your dick pic already that’s why we’re all here for
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
WRONG!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
Signal boost for my followers. I hate this kind of virus :S Then again, I hate ALL viruses.
Remember: Anything with an email attached IS A VIRUS.
I JUST SAW THIS POST AFTER CLICKING IT FML
posted 16 hours ago with 18,987 notes
CONFESSION: The first time I gave my ex head it was his first time getting it, and it felt so good he almost came in my mouth but pulled out at the last second. The jizz was like a pressurized water hose, it was hilarious.
Oh, well I’m glad you both enjoyed it?
Confession: I really want a guy not to date, but just to cuddle and kiss.
YOU CONFESS, I CONFESS.
posted 16 hours ago with 0 notes
being a one direction fan is probably the closet i’ll ever come to being in a cult
I’ve never felt a stronger connection with an article of clothing
posted 21 hours ago with 67,096 notes
